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Dupenews: Trump blocked Donald Dupenews: Trump blocked Donald
by Theodore K. Nasos
2019-10-09 06:59:37
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

The Trump administration has blocked the US president, Donald Trump from appearing before any congressional impeachment investigation.

“He will incriminate himself before anybody asks anything. He’s able to admit stealing the cookies from the jar when he was eight.” Said an anonymous source from the Whiter House.

Fox and Friends invited the housekeeper’s ghost from back then to explain that Donald never stole anything from any jar but there was a strange wind in the spirits world and in its place they invited Rudy Giuliani, the president’s personal lawyer, to testify about what he called “disturbing allegations.”

Giuliani hinted that perhaps it was Biden who stole the cookie from the jar and perhaps he had help from Hillary.

The white house refused to comment on Rudy Giuliani’s allegations.

 

 


   
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