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Dupenews: Jacob Rees-Mogg snores the parliament Dupenews: Jacob Rees-Mogg snores the parliament
by Theodore K. Nasos
2019-09-05 08:01:46
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

British Tory MPs have criticised Jacob Rees-Mogg for loudly snoring and drooling from the front bench during a historic Brexit debate.

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s snoring was so loud so the Queen had to take her Royal corgis to the inner rooms of the Buckingham Palace to keep them quiet from hollowing out of fear.

Some blame his loud snoring and uncontrolled drooling for the loss in parliament. “It was disgusting,” an MP member of the conservative party said, “Snoring was one thing but when the drooling started I was ready to vote to remain in EU.” While another MP wondered, “can we send him to the Euro-parliament with Nigel?”

Prime Minister Boris Johnson refused to comment the situation threatening with snap general elections if anybody complains again about Jacob Rees-Mogg’s snoring.

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