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Dupenews: Boris and Ozzy in Downing Str. apprentice Dupenews: Boris and Ozzy in Downing Str. apprentice
by Theodore K. Nasos
2019-08-09 07:00:32
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

Boris to engage Donald Trump in a new TV series “The Apprentice - From the White house to Downing Street”. Producer and special advisor: Ozzy Osbourne.

In the first episode of the series, Boris is trying to say as many lies as he can. A potpourri of his Brexit and NHS lies including promises he gave to Carrie Symonds for a royal wedding with the queen’s blessing.

The inspiration and organize mind behind the idea was Mr Dominic Cummings, a political strategist, special adviser to PM Boris Johnson and master liar. According to Mr Cummings, the new television reality show will bring support from the “wild blond hair club”, "paranoid" and “Sgt Pepper's lonely hearts club”.

Plus, Ozzy Osbourne and the rest of the reality show “The Osbournes” will join as behaviour advisors.Something Donald Trump never enjoyed.



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