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Dupenews: May will not accept to be renamed June Dupenews: May will not accept to be renamed June
by Theodore K. Nasos
2019-05-27 07:26:56
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

Officers entered Number 10 Downing Street last night after midnight after hearing a loud wailing “I’m not changing my name to June”. It is understood that despite the warnings, the lady in the leopard shoes is still inside howling.

“It was a dreadful picture,” one of the officers said, “clothes piled up all around, shoes everywhere on the floors and the stench was something awful.”

Another one added, “There was also a small man in there crying in a corner. We tried everything but he didn’t want to leave the house.”

A spokesman from the Conservative party, Mr James Nob was adamant with the whole situation declaring that she can keep her name as long everybody else forgets it.

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